Bangun pagi

Bangun pagi, gosok gigi

Cuci muka, HANTU AHHHHHH

Pakai baju, tak muat lagi

Terlebih makan sushi

Bangun pagi, buka TV

Main dota, sampai gila

Pergi yumcha, sampai malam

Balik rumah, tidur lagi

Bangun pagi, makan maggie

Minum sarsi, sampai mati

Keluar lepak, dekat car park

Jangan sampai ke South Park

Suddenly

BOOM!

Die again...

logo update wanted!

mr ah wai join kongkamness
so previously the logo was "kongkamnes"
now ++ one s, become "kongkamness"

but hey anyone pls msn send me the latest logo
so i could update that funny face of ah wai
no family members should be FACELESS!

by kongkamness
ban-chan~

here it goes~ by daigaje~

Some Kongkam video

Since the blog bcome so dead...

And im such a nice person...
So...i decided to post 1 of my kongkam video link here la...hope u all enjoy...=)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufOAQV0Thaw

部落格的心声

你们啊，之前在我身上贴那么多回忆
全都是kongkam的
现在又什么意思？
Oi!有人吗！？
算了，没人。。
不要我了咯？
现在都不理我了，
那两个星期后怎么办？
我不是注定发霉。。
看不出你们是酱的咯！

空抗山车神。

(Please enlarge and take a look at the information)
Ini Result Ujian JPJ yang saya lulus dengan cemerlang!YEAH!!



Selepas mendapat lesen,

21 November 2008, after Pakia's class,Meilan Jackson's sis ask us to drive home.Me and Meilan both failed in Ujian JPJ before,how to drive home leh?She failed twice,I failed once...so, you know la.hehe

Looks happy ya..actually my legs trembling..

After reach mentari, tio qi gia liao...

Hiu...Finally reach mentari safely..

Kesalahan:-Didn't tot of wearing safety belt at the begining

-Give wrong indication

-No "Pee" sticker

-Almost ping pong piang

-Double parking (Park many time only success tim)

I drive lo, thn go into taman.At the junction there,almost ping pong piang with a motorbike.

Coz you know hor, in the junction there hor, we waited for so long until i oso pek chik liao..

Thn straight away chiong lo~Luckily no ping pong piang..If ping pong piang thn tomolo drawing class you all wont c me le...Mayb in police station or hospital...haha

Long time no drive manual liao ma, bo huat lo...

Finally oso reach home safely..
Lucky we are alive to continue Kongkam..
叔叔是有练过的哦，小朋友在家不可以乱学哦。

Kongkam time


The best bubble tea endorser in 2008


Glowing nipple
What's the mosaic face for anyway?hehe


Serious time

Working on Irwin's project


1 house 6 kongkamese's laptop + 1 housemate's laptop=7LAPTOPS!!

Tea time

After sending daigajie home,went to Subaidah for breakfast..zzZZ

Freaky Child's perfect parking skills.

The Power of Kongkamness

If you are wondering why the video in the previous post doesnt play, WONDER NO MORE, it is a picture lah come on. I dunno why put that oso, now not April oso, sudah November still play April's Fool. So, here is the REAL thing.  LET THE KONGKAMNESS BEGINS.

Video #1

Video #2

I have nothing to say edi. The video says it all. 

lai lai lai..mari tengok. sekilo seringgit aja..promosen promosen~

ini adalah tentang kisah kawan-kawan KONGKAM ,







>>izinkan saya berucap dalam bahasa inggeris.








ehemm. early morning, not very early actually, heh~ en-lo n freaky child with their putty rubber.

>>WONDER NO MORE,this the solution to ur problem. tahi lalat limited edition.

spot the bulu on her hand.. hehe..

>>lao hu? lao shu? yi kan jiu qing chu..

>>picassou doing work..

too bad there's no pic of seejek.

WHO WANA SEE LANSIZAI SMILE ?!!

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TaDAA~!!

ngiap sei lei!

SUDDenly, jeng~jeng~jeng~ we terserempak daigajie..

hiak! kick her kick her!

After class, we went to watch Madagascar..

i like to move it move it, she likes to move it move it,

he likes to move it move it, v like to~ MOVE IT !

faster go dabao mcD n sneak into the cinema..

hualala~

>> wah! 50% offer!!

beli dulu~ hehe..

eh!! where's the 3rd wheel of the trolley?!

gemuknye budak niiii..

group photoooooo~








now,i'll let my partner kongkamese to continue on the final paragraph. xD


siapa ada pergi sila contribute sikit ya..





so good! jeng~jeng~


so good! jeng~jeng~


i gotta YOU!


bam~bam~bam~ YEAH!!!

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TQ en-lo. saya freaky child here to continue da final paragraph..


lets have a look at da video b4 i proceed --






Cannot play?? Are u sure ar?
Try again.. or mayb restart ur pc..

XD hoho~~ relax la~
it's jz a pict.. da real video coming soon.. =P


actually i dun have to explain much..
video says everything..
but too bad, budak jahat tu (hon WAI~) havent send da video to me..





so........


en.


TQ. For more info plz log on to kongkamness.blogspot.com
or call our hot and spicy line 603-3388438

to be continue.....

Something wrong

Let's see what happen
Photographer:MeiLinn
Model :KarLeong
Title :Something Wrong


Thanks Leonard for making a huge NyamNyam..


Yummy Yummy..Shh,dont tell the librarian


Alone..


1st time be the slowest in class...


Cause by too overloaded assignment...


Don't....Murderer is Ciel lo..I'll revenge one!


Fa Hao...Same murderer.

END OF PRESENTATION.
Thanks for paying attention.

Who Want Challenge

Who can be more kongkam than this??? Accepting challenge from now on. Gwahhahhhahhaaha...

JIA You

Tomorrow Comm Skill presentation le lo..
Jia you!!! Kongkamese!

断翅～

残破的羽翼
再费力地飞
也永远飞不起来
飞不回那遥远的天堂
只能在地平线
远远地眺望
在那一边的你
静静的 欣赏着
你遥不可及的美
默默的 承受着
你所留下的伤狠

就将啦

Today, en. ya.
ticket for cable car sudah habis..

Not Funny

Semua sudah mati teruk teruk. I'm the one die until most teruk wan.

Hooi

All sei jor??
Ya, Ya I know...
Busying for assignment~
Actually..Me too..hehe.

Warning!

WARNING!
WARNING!
WARNING!
Colorless Alert!
Colorless Alert!
...
Kar Leong is back!!

Advise:
Keep everything in your home n lock it
Don't let your children go out
Don't go out
Lock your home with many extra large lock
Don't open if got people knock your door!

Coz KAR LEONG IS BACK!!!!!!
Faster go home!!Don't fooling around le!Fast fast fast!

kongkam?

have been spending the whole night, designing the logo...
pheww...here's the outcome...
what u think?
feel free to give any suggestions and comments..





T.T tons of assignment to do.....4 days of holiday left...
sigh sigh....

kongkams are not always KONGKAM!

YEA,
let me repeat this!
KONGKAMS r NOT always KONGKAM!!


waiyern and elaine

god...kongkamEST karleong is the most kongkam 1! damn nice man! see the reflection!!! o.O

mine [unfinished T.T] and see jek...

the drawing lecturer told us that our class is progressing damn slow..T.T
but somehow, here's some not-bad ones...
5 out of 7 pieces are from KONGKAMS...
see, i have told u!~
proud man! :P
LANCI larh...
bo syok ah? do better larh next time! :P
keep going guysss!!
we can do it!
chiong ahhh...~

p/s...
knowing that karleong telah masuk wad! T.T
dengue...expected,
the stupid clinic pian lang pian lui larh!
Mentari is proven to be dengue黑区... guyss, becareful!!
karleong oh karleong....pls get well faster...! T.T

CS, cheer up!!

hahahha...memang sampat, memang kongkam...
hey, cs, u memang our consultant larh!!!
weee~... cheer up kie!
u still have US!

kongkam outing

calligraphy project submission and presentation
not much to describe,
everyone, especially the kongkamS have performed their best..
*clap!*
taken photos, but need to wait that half-dead kongkam kia to wake up from his deep sleep..

love the creative castle design by seejek
impressed by the special cigarette design by karleong
fancy the simplicity of the cactus design by meilinn
attracted by the detail stationery design by elaine
admired the great effort of kwokyong in doing mayan culture design
fond of the samurai blade design and the seed design by the deeply in love couple..
GREAT JOB GUYS!
dai ga je is so proud of u guys~
dear mark... cant wait to see ur design... must be nice..

everything is going smoothly
but there is stg which trigger our mind
copy exactly and claim it as his own!....
gosh...i cant accept this!
we dont mean to '踢爆' him... but....we gotta take action..
hopefully he will be given 2nd chance..

so, Eagle Eye comes the next...
seejek, Ryan, waiyern, mark...u guys should have watched it too...
it is AWESOME!...
woshh....love it~!



It was still early,
so, we walked around to get a suitable shirt for our 1st mission...
great...we got it finally from HANG TEN...
15bucks..damn cheap...
waiyern, ryan, mark and seejek, u guys gotta buy it asap yea~!
so, the next thing to do, is to come out with a suitable logo for our shirt...
contribute, guys~!

raining,
a good excuse for us to keep loitering..
next destination~ MPH....
sitting on the floor, reading books... kinda enjoyable..
so ashamed to say that,
daigaje is being caught in doing illegal stuff- snapping photos..T.T
错误示范！....
sigh sigh...

ciel kept yawning,
karleong needed to rest...
meilinn looked exhausted...
and me?... tired as well...
SO?

-THE END-

p/s.... drawing class again tml, no more 大便yea!..:P
p/p/s.... mark is leaving tml... take care yea in johor! miss u~! muacksss...
p/p/p/s....i love u guyssssss~!!

Anti-Emo

Anti-Emo Campaign!

start from .. NOW!

things are starting to getting a clearer view
not even though we are still together
but whatever stands in your way
YOU ARE STILL YOU!
what you need to do
is what you know you need to do
if you have NO IDEA
find us, call us, grab us, get to us
the KONGKAM family is sure to be there

just right where you need us to be.

Anti-Emo Campaign officially LAUNCHES!

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Kongkam Family - The Ten Heirs

I guess...

All of a sudden,
I'm depressed....
Feeling blue...
without any reason...

I guess...
I'm just a greedy person,
who will never satisfy...

I guess...
I'm just too sensitive...

I guess...
I'm just fooling myself...

I guess...
I'm still alive ?

by Ciel

Hmm... Wish we all happy

HAHAHAHA~~~~
pls repeat sentence above, then u will feel happy!!!! n more kongkam...

Y u all always sad, emo, down lie????
this should not happen on kongkamness......
wat i wan to say is try to relax ba.....
everything hav different dimentions~~~
try to find happy from everything!!!!!!
if even urself cannot find the happy,
people around you sure cannot find one!!!!
coz no matter how muzh happy peoplpe giv you,
you still hav many excuses 2 make urself feel sad...
happy n sad is juz like a choice~~~
choose the one that u like~~~
n find out the way to achive it!!!!

wish u all happy~~~
really HATE 2 c u all feeling sad!!!!!!!!!!

Director here...
warning u all 2 b happy...

kongkamly recommended!

wanted to buy the whole series...
but it will then cost me to hell..
puasa?... yeee...i dun wan!

original price, rm49.90,
member price, rm29.90
*available until the end of oct!*

anyone who is interested,
feel free to borrow it from me!

tears bring my sorrowfulness away...
adding new books to my collection finally lightens up my sorrowful day...

daigaje~

kongkamly kongkamED

i am here wish to say sorry that
DAI GA JE was kongkamly kongkamed for the entire day...

i'm sorry...
that i have made u guys worried..
i'm sorry...
that i wished to be alone today...
i'm sorry...
that i am down...

undoubtedly,
i have been deeply touched and inspired by Leang Fung...

I AM LUCKY...
much luckier than anyone
but at the same time, i feel so sorry to be the lucky one...
there must be lots of people out there,
with their only chance and hope being grabbed by me...

That's why
i need to be more serious, to put in more effort...
i dun deserved to be the lucky one...

U may say that i am over obsessive
U may say that i am over perfectionist...
But this is how i SHOULD BE!...

yea, i am stressed all the times, but this is the only motivation for me to move further,
to remind me that i need to work extra harder!
and remind me to be grateful and appreciative all the times...
because, i am the lucky one...

thanks guys,
for never leaving me alone when i am stressed..
thanks for being understanding and caring...
i am truly sorry for getting u guys being influenced...
i am sorry... and thanks for everything..!

SALUTE!





For those who still dun have the energy to work harder,
SLAP URSELF,
and WAKE UPPPPPPPPP!!!!

daigaje~

Nothing is totally BLACK

Well, as the leng lui dancer of KongKam family (Mika-moo)

i would like 2 share something tat made me KongKam 2day..

First of all, my English very lousy, hopefully u all r KongKam enuf 2 understand it..

"Nothing is totally Black in colour" said Leang Fung in figure class

but.... 2day my luck is "Black-er" than BLACK!!

1st Event - My car kena bang Bang BANG!

"she bang~ she bang she bang~ and she move........."

--My Dearest Mr. Triple Three--

(front view) (side view)

then i purposely skip my Design 2 class jz to fix my Dear back b4 my parent realize it

coz...... i scare i kena Hang Upside Down on the fan..

therefore i decided 2 cover it, i dunno is it a rite choice

From 2.00 pm wait till 6.30 pm..

Finally~ TADA~~~~~

--Outcome-- haih... it's not tat perfect actually..

it should be like tis!!

i still scare... (although it's not my fault)

if my parent realize it, wat should i say??

"miiii ar, i kena bang den i KongKam dy, so i fix it myself"??

if u wan me 2 explain tis situation by using 1 word.. i would say:
BLACK

2nd Event - Camera Spoiled!

Few weeks ago, i borrow my camera 2 my cousin without informing my mum

(coz my mama sure won allow 1, she wil bla bla bla)

Few days ago, my cousin told me she spoiled da camera & she fixing it ald..

Next Mon or Tue wil be done..

BUT!! 2day my mum looks 4 da camera, and ask where it is..

(my mum 10 years oso won use da camera, but 2day......)

OH MY GUM YAM~~

i dun wanna say wat happen next dy.. (no eye see)

if u wan me 2 describe tis situation by using another word.. i would say:

BLACKER

3rd Event - Result !!!!!

i dunno whether other KongKam get da result paper or not..

i'm shock when i saw the WET result paper lying on da table (tan lang hei)

y.... my result.. oh my Gum Yam... my parent saw it sure beh song ald..

coz only got 1 A.. somemore is A-!! cham cham cham!!!!

i start 2 gan jiong ald.. (nervous)

this is my result.. and... i dunno it consider good, average or bad..

but i noe in my parent's mind... (adakah itu tahi??)

i hope they won think they're wasting $$ on me..

*Describe this situation by using a word. (except Black / Blacker)
Blackest?? (Nah..)

ans: i would describe this situation with 黑!!